i guess you think, i'm that nerd. ill be that. but i was watching all of the star wars movies last summer. and as an adult you see things kind of differently. darth vader was a beast. in reality there is no way luke's innocent ass stood a chance against him. with just the designer toga pantsuit he was wearing and that damn light sabre, vader would have flossed his teeth with him or any jedi. rules and etiquette are nice. like the stuff we tell kids to keep there innoncence. but bad would have triumphed over good on that day.
seriously, darth vader choked his subordinates through a teleconference screen. then later he strangled him and appointed his 2nd in command on site. seriously he was a bad motherfucker.
but as i was watching, it hit me. vader had swagger, power, he was the strongeest in the universe, and he had a dope uniform and theme music but he had no bitches. what the fuck?????????? none, whatsoever. even sloppy, gimpy ass jaba the hut had intergalactic chicks. wasnt the chick chained up with princess laya, green and looked like the opera singer in the Fifth Element. you cant tell me there are no bad females throughout the galaxy.
now i have posed this arguement before. and was told that he had no use for women cause his "banger" got burnt off in episode III after the fight with obee wonkonobee. which may explain it all. but after seeing his display of strength and how luke's hand was surgically reattached in Empire Strikes Back, i firmly believe that with that advanced technology, getting a new one would not have been a problem.
and i always thought that was the point in being a bad guy/world conquerer. no rules, means i steal and kill whomever. then at night, have orgies with their women. thats how it used to be(ie the Greeks and Romans). those wee the spoils of war. maybe that will be played out by the end of this millenium.
if i had seen Vader's harem, as a young impressionable child on of those offbeat universes, i would have signed up myself. i'd be darkside for life.
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