9.28.2009
Again, its necessary
This is a retread, but i needed it. i am seeking answers. maybe not my soul, but answers nonetheless
9.27.2009
Taps: Rosa Acosta
This is a new series. I want to give respect to anyone who has fallen from grace. This weeks edition is dedicated to Rosa Acosta. If you didn't know the is model who set the world on fire with her seductive stretching videos. yes no ass clappin just stretching. i think she has been featured in some videos too. i was in lust, but over the last few weeks i have begun to see her in gossip headlines, with the infamous Soulja Boy. One rumors her to be possibly engaged and others just play up their relationship. i'll be brief cause bangin on Soulja isn't worth stretching my fingers to hit the next key. So all i will say, is that if that is what it takes to get close to Ms Acosta, i will have pass. i do judge women by the company they keep, if you hang with clowns, i guess thats what you really are. i can't duplicate that, even if had Powerball money tomorrow.
So Ms Acosta, you have slid from grace, but I do look forward to another stretching video
9.24.2009
The Microwave II
Beside Isiah, is Vinnie Johnson aka the Microwave. he came of the bench and became instant offense. he is a legend to me. stout in stature, not too handsome but beloved because of his grit and exciting play.
today,i was the Microwave. i went into the office and became instantly offensive. i had two complaints against me, 1) from a slack ass employee whose tender feelings were hurt because i had to call her out on being slack 2) a customer who deemed me unpleasant stating that i acted like i didn't want to be there
i'll cut to the good part. in regards to #2, i told my boss that i don't appear happy because i am not happy. he is aware of the entire situation: last two months have been a clusterfuck of inexperienced and rotating employees, as well as constant support to our counterparts thus leaving our dept in a quagmire of un-attempted duties which grows as i write this. i then said that everyday i come to work i feel like i am being dicked from behind. thats why i am not smiling. furthermore, i said that i cannot fake a smile. i hand customers accordingly and thoroughly, but i cannot be bubbly. it is not in me. although, i am angry as hell, i do not take it out on the customers. i actually talk in a lower tone of voice and have not had any "words" with anyone, employee or customer in maybe eight months. so he did his obligatory, we need to suck up to customers routine and i know its been stressfull but..........blah blah blah.
imma be me. i am not tap dancing for these overly sensitive, need their hand held crackers that come into my establishment. they get served, and thats it. he can do Mr. Bojangles all he wants too. Fuck that.
when i get treated better, i will reciprocate. but thats not coming soon. so i will do what i must to stay loyal to my check, but they can lick my salty scrotum about the other shit, employees too.
9.21.2009
Its not easy, but I am
I am a Panthers/Redskins fan. I was born a Redskins fan. I have passed good ole RFK repeatedly while in DC visiting the fam and now they live only 3 miles from the new stadium.
I became a Panthers fan, living here in Charlotte. being a Panthers fan is a test of fortitude. we have a good team, but moving to the next level has been a challenge. we a few minutes away from a Super Bowl victory, which has left a bad taste in our mouths. the inconsistency that has followed, no consective winning seasons, two NFC Championship losses, have us all foaming at the corners of our mouthes, waiting and wishing for that ultimate season.
with a solid nucleus, we always seem short a part or two which leaves us reeling. Here is my list of GM mistakes that have tanked us. These are great causes for losing seasons and inconsistency.
Wide Receivers
Mushin Muhammad
we let go a few years ago. Steve Smith came in and stole his shine. Plus Mushin had a habit of shining during a contract year, while the years in between were rather lackluster. you were aging and demanded too high of a price. So we let you go. Great business move, but not so great on the field. which leads us to our next contestant
We then drafted Keary Colbert from USC. he was to fill Muhammads shoes and be another weapon for our very predictable offense. Keary couldn't catch VD. Did he catch 50 balls as a starter for 2 seasons or more.
Speaking of USC wide receivers, we went to the well again with Dwayne Jarrett. Bad route runner, a few injuries = no productivity. Less than two career catches and this is his third seasons. He has hosted more parties than that. I understand why Jake lives and dies with #89, Jarrett can't catch the swine flu in quarantine. Note to Management, lay off the USC wide receivers.
Calcium deficient DaShaun Foster. in '03, he was a beast behind Stephen Davis. he ran hard, broke tackles, a North-South runner. but he stayed hurt. i once went to Burger King and incidentally we met his cousin who worked there. she said he was always hurt because he never drank milk as a child. he would have worked out if he could have remained a good 2nd option at RB, but that year he was alone and got that 1 year extension for good money. it was like watching the tsunami coming towards me, i knew we were in for a rough season.
Jake Delhomme
He has to be the mosted hated QB in the league. or at least on a "decent" team. the way this season has started, i use decent loosely. he is just not accurate. his leadership skills far outweigh his talent. maybe he should have been a marine. he is obviously limited. he doesnt spread the ball and throws hail mary's all the time. not to the end zone at the end of the game like you are accostomed to seeing. he throws passes to Smith like he is a frisbee catching dog. now Steve's supernatural talents allow him to get too many of them. this has elevated Jake well above his mediocrity but its not new. now every team has the handbook to defeat us. key on the run game then allow Jake to hang himself. because between the inaccuracy and dependency he will cause turnovers. and to think a QB, with this many limitations was rewarded with a 5 yr $40 million extension after one of the worst games of his life. something is wrong with that. i have heard that called failing upwards. half of it is guaranteed, so if we cut him, we still pay him. good job, management. at the time when you should already have someone in place being groomed to take his position, you pull this. i am a fan, but i definitely see some dark days ahead.
Steve is a year older and Jake is no better. nor do i see any valuable free agent signings on the horizon. if the panthers don't draft you or get your for cheap, you won't be here
I became a Panthers fan, living here in Charlotte. being a Panthers fan is a test of fortitude. we have a good team, but moving to the next level has been a challenge. we a few minutes away from a Super Bowl victory, which has left a bad taste in our mouths. the inconsistency that has followed, no consective winning seasons, two NFC Championship losses, have us all foaming at the corners of our mouthes, waiting and wishing for that ultimate season.
with a solid nucleus, we always seem short a part or two which leaves us reeling. Here is my list of GM mistakes that have tanked us. These are great causes for losing seasons and inconsistency.
Wide Receivers
Mushin Muhammad
we let go a few years ago. Steve Smith came in and stole his shine. Plus Mushin had a habit of shining during a contract year, while the years in between were rather lackluster. you were aging and demanded too high of a price. So we let you go. Great business move, but not so great on the field. which leads us to our next contestant
We then drafted Keary Colbert from USC. he was to fill Muhammads shoes and be another weapon for our very predictable offense. Keary couldn't catch VD. Did he catch 50 balls as a starter for 2 seasons or more.
Speaking of USC wide receivers, we went to the well again with Dwayne Jarrett. Bad route runner, a few injuries = no productivity. Less than two career catches and this is his third seasons. He has hosted more parties than that. I understand why Jake lives and dies with #89, Jarrett can't catch the swine flu in quarantine. Note to Management, lay off the USC wide receivers.
Calcium deficient DaShaun Foster. in '03, he was a beast behind Stephen Davis. he ran hard, broke tackles, a North-South runner. but he stayed hurt. i once went to Burger King and incidentally we met his cousin who worked there. she said he was always hurt because he never drank milk as a child. he would have worked out if he could have remained a good 2nd option at RB, but that year he was alone and got that 1 year extension for good money. it was like watching the tsunami coming towards me, i knew we were in for a rough season.
Jake Delhomme
He has to be the mosted hated QB in the league. or at least on a "decent" team. the way this season has started, i use decent loosely. he is just not accurate. his leadership skills far outweigh his talent. maybe he should have been a marine. he is obviously limited. he doesnt spread the ball and throws hail mary's all the time. not to the end zone at the end of the game like you are accostomed to seeing. he throws passes to Smith like he is a frisbee catching dog. now Steve's supernatural talents allow him to get too many of them. this has elevated Jake well above his mediocrity but its not new. now every team has the handbook to defeat us. key on the run game then allow Jake to hang himself. because between the inaccuracy and dependency he will cause turnovers. and to think a QB, with this many limitations was rewarded with a 5 yr $40 million extension after one of the worst games of his life. something is wrong with that. i have heard that called failing upwards. half of it is guaranteed, so if we cut him, we still pay him. good job, management. at the time when you should already have someone in place being groomed to take his position, you pull this. i am a fan, but i definitely see some dark days ahead.
Steve is a year older and Jake is no better. nor do i see any valuable free agent signings on the horizon. if the panthers don't draft you or get your for cheap, you won't be here
9.16.2009
They all can't be good girls
say what you want, Amber Rose is a bad bitch. i had to put that in writing. the very first time i say her, i didn't get it. i guess i was overwhelmed by the blond low-cut. after i got over myself, she beemed with a glow like Shogun of Harlem's. she is dripping with sexy appeal. usually i like more thickness, i am from the south, so what do you expect. she crashed all conventions with that undeniable sex appeal. she is the kind of chick that has you sitting at dinner with a chubby, with no provocation. so i see why Yeezy had to snatch her up.
as we all know she is definitely not the type of chick you bring home to mama. now unfortunately yeezy doesn't have to go through that situation so he has her out on front street. going to premieres, black tie events and as you all know, the VMA's.
this is where dating a stripper goes wrong. strip her of the designer clothes and elbow rubbing with famous people. she is the nyc stripper who not too long ago was living damn near on skid row. therefore, she accompanies her man at the VMA's, with a bottle of Henny. and you already know the rest of the story. she isn't looking out for her own golden goose. tighten up lady.
Yeezy, have your fun then get out, i mean pull out. leave before you give birth to a check and/or you do some more damage to your "pop" career. she is permanent side chick status. don't call her up to the big leagues.
this is frq, signing off.
9.13.2009
The Vault Revisited
I am knockin the lock off the vault. i will kick it off with a classic from non other than David Ruffin. funny glasses, drug habit, ego-maniacal, but damn the song is fire
Homage
i just want to pay homage to some of the greatest orators of our time. if there was a linguistic hall of fame all five would be first ballot inductees
Moses Malone
Magic Johnson, I love Magic Johnson, but he has some real limitations. It is uncanny that he makes his living as a commentator.
"Tony Pawwwwwker, Tony Pawwwker, now you are married to Eva Longorrrrria. How does is feel being married to one o the fiftiest most beautiful people in the world." thats more classic than the baby hook over Bird and McHale in the garden.
Floyd Sr and Roger Mayweather. Somebody ban them from 24-7. They are in the category of Keyshia Cole's fam. Now i dont ever think they will get that bad, but they embarrass Money Mayweather every time they open their mouth.
and the local favorite, Julius Peppers. UNC-Chapel Hill' admissions hit an all-time low when they approved him. I mean the governor had to approve his application. I saw him on the Tarheel coach's weekly wrap up show, in 2000 or so and still am in amazement. Webster's cringes everytime he opens his mouth, his vocal chords flutter which emits sound. very shameful on him, Charlotte, and the entire state of NC.
Ps. oh slack ass slacker, find a damn pulse on the field. you been playing like a fat kid on the Derita Redskins all pre-season. 17 million dollar man, tighten up.
Moses Malone
Magic Johnson, I love Magic Johnson, but he has some real limitations. It is uncanny that he makes his living as a commentator.
"Tony Pawwwwwker, Tony Pawwwker, now you are married to Eva Longorrrrria. How does is feel being married to one o the fiftiest most beautiful people in the world." thats more classic than the baby hook over Bird and McHale in the garden.
Floyd Sr and Roger Mayweather. Somebody ban them from 24-7. They are in the category of Keyshia Cole's fam. Now i dont ever think they will get that bad, but they embarrass Money Mayweather every time they open their mouth.
and the local favorite, Julius Peppers. UNC-Chapel Hill' admissions hit an all-time low when they approved him. I mean the governor had to approve his application. I saw him on the Tarheel coach's weekly wrap up show, in 2000 or so and still am in amazement. Webster's cringes everytime he opens his mouth, his vocal chords flutter which emits sound. very shameful on him, Charlotte, and the entire state of NC.
Ps. oh slack ass slacker, find a damn pulse on the field. you been playing like a fat kid on the Derita Redskins all pre-season. 17 million dollar man, tighten up.
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