Homage

i just want to pay homage to some of the greatest orators of our time. if there was a linguistic hall of fame all five would be first ballot inductees


Moses Malone


Magic Johnson, I love Magic Johnson, but he has some real limitations. It is uncanny that he makes his living as a commentator.

"Tony Pawwwwwker, Tony Pawwwker, now you are married to Eva Longorrrrria. How does is feel being married to one o the fiftiest most beautiful people in the world." thats more classic than the baby hook over Bird and McHale in the garden.



Floyd Sr and Roger Mayweather. Somebody ban them from 24-7. They are in the category of Keyshia Cole's fam. Now i dont ever think they will get that bad, but they embarrass Money Mayweather every time they open their mouth.


and the local favorite, Julius Peppers. UNC-Chapel Hill' admissions hit an all-time low when they approved him. I mean the governor had to approve his application. I saw him on the Tarheel coach's weekly wrap up show, in 2000 or so and still am in amazement. Webster's cringes everytime he opens his mouth, his vocal chords flutter which emits sound. very shameful on him, Charlotte, and the entire state of NC.

Ps. oh slack ass slacker, find a damn pulse on the field. you been playing like a fat kid on the Derita Redskins all pre-season. 17 million dollar man, tighten up.