3.15.2009

A few words for Chris Brown

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i dont know why but this has been on my mind for a while now. we have all heard about chris brown and his domestic violence issues. from rihanna's incessant jealousy to chris's family history and wandering dick, this story is not about to end soon. i was thinking about their career's from this point on for some reason. i will hold my thoughts on rihanna. but chris on the other hand is fucked. he needs a radical makeover now. now, that good boy image is done. over, the cute twinkle in his eye that made the little girls swoon. thats over.

the caterpillar should emerge from the cocoon as a lowdown nasty thug. sold out arenas and TRL are a thing of the past. The Vox and seedy YouTube videos and maybe even a sex tape are the future. he could go on tour with those harmonizing bad boys from Charlotte, Jodeci. and put those dance moves to real use. give the ladies what they really want, pull ladies on the stage and grind on them like its a ladies lock-in. he should come out with Pumps in a Bump 2009. he could be a taller, better Ray J. (oooh that was a low blow, i must admit. market yourself to grown women with an definate sexual edge. find a stripper/porn star and with her have a volatile whitney-bobbi type relationship that will keep your name in the headlines. but every once in a while, show a little compassion or heart just to keep the ladies hooked. so they can get a glimmer of your good boy promise that was once on full display.

1 comment:

Relevantlystaying said...

Agreed... everything you said.

Agreed