This I dedicate to the things I Hate

Hate is a strong word, but i gotta use it. I'll put these up in no particular order.

♠ late people, seriously respect my time. i wait for no one, seriously. 11:00 pm is 11:00 pm. I grant a 15 minute grace period and i drive there myself. especially if we are going out to eat, once again, feeding time at the zoo waits for no one. if you stall we can get up later for drinks instead.

♣strip clubs, i already did the the lost art of stripping, but seriously porn makes the strip club look like burlesque. as outdated as a rotary phone

♥group outings, it only takes 1 too many niggas to spoil the whole thang. and of course someone or ones will be on that c.p. time. more than three is a problem

♦excessive phone calls, its not really that important. i don't have that much important shit to say. especially if we aren't dating. let me call you back, wouldn't that be a groundbreaking idea

♀ people who are not comfortable with themselves. yeah i said it. insecurity manifests itself in many different ways. i am grown man. i could care less about your car, clothes, the women you date, your money, who you know ,or how much you feel yourself. my approval means relatively little. if you are a friend of mine, its for reasons far beyond that. and if we aren't friends, why is my opinion important. cause on the flip side, i only give a pinhead's of a shit about your opinion. i was born alone, i'll die alone.....is what Nas said. i gotta be me, whether you like it or not. get off that some real bitchassness, and i really hate to quote Diddy.

♂ most artist's second album? enter name here___________, once the suits try to optimize sales by alienating original fans, you get blogged by FRQ in an unflattering manner

Ω tyrese, nelly, diddy, and a host of other overhyped and over the hill artists who would give their first born for a little buzz about their new records

∂ most of all Lil' Wayne. i like lil' wayne like an overdrawn bank account. common may soon join this list, yeah i said it.

۞ those clowns who wear suits to the club in charlotte, on an arbitrary Wednesday or Thursday. its not that serious. which one of your matriarchs gives you fashion advice, Aunt Ruth or Willie May. like is said before, thats not swagger. men without style lean on a suit to build them up. so grossly overdressing is the only way they stand out.

Θ parties in charlotte that hold the line, although the club is practically empty. thats real contrived like me dating only, 4'11" women so i can feel large and in control. real shameful shit, i must say

Ǽ boring pretty women. such a waste. after a few minutes i'd rather floss my teeth

What do you hate?

More to come, be on the lookout.

i leave you with the melodious sounds a personal favorite of mine, Lonnie Liston Smith