1.11.2009

The Inauguration Smorgasbord

the inauguration is next week. i wont be there, but honestly, i am not ready for that many negroes at once. millions of us, in DC which is already the Chocolate City. I just hope we hold ourselves to higher standard. hopefully no Source Awards type foolishness ensues.

but i am sorry that i am missing out on all of the lovely chocolate ladies out there. if you are single this should be the big come up. the law of averages is most definitely in your favor. if you don't meet at least 15 new interests, you are lame. i say interests cause many of them wont amount to shit for some reason or another. as a semi-attractive woman that number should be doubled. you are gonna stumble into them. whenever you turn around you will see somebody attractive. hell,roll down the window while you are stuck in traffic any major road. tug an elbow on the METRO. if you are shy, pack that shit up for the days in DC. if you still cant find anybody that peaks your interest at all, check yourself for a pulse, cause you have no excuse.

2 comments:

♥ CG ♥ said...

Sorry you can't make it. You're right, I can tell there's a higher ratio of guys in the area already. Whew, come Tuesday I won't know what to do with myself...lol. Hopefully, we'll all just get along...I think everything will be fine though...we'll see.

Sexxy Luv said...

ummm...curvygurl i'ma need you to get a few numbers for me...okay? lol