well it is so true. i am so bad that i cant even hide things too well. over the last week my mother found all of these things in my house. the porno was the worst find. i inadvertently handed it to her. it was in a stack of dvds i was returning to her. well i'm glad my conscience left me a few years ago..........
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LOL! One of my friends and I have an agreement that if something ever happens to one of us, we will go to the other persons house and throw out all our "business" before I moms come to town!
Dude, You handed your mom porn!!!!!she's looking through it like
Madeas family reunion-"check"
New Jack city--"check"
Shawshank redemption -"check"
Janet Jackme does hollywood- WHAT!!!!
LOL LOL LOL LOL! (Im on my couch weak!!!)
O- You handed your mom porn!!!!
LOL LOL LOL LOL!
Porn though???
LOL LOL LOL!
Ok I Quit!!
mom is cool. she found a porno in my room freshman year. a few months after, my forced confession that i was having sex. she laughed about the porno this time more than you. she even joked saying that she wondered how Dad would react if he had found it. it was a little embarrassing but i am losing what little shame i have with every new blog.
1. At least they were handcuffs and not a dildo.
2. At least the condoms were not used and splooged up.
3. At least the porno wasn't of white girls. Your mom would have been PISSED!
P.S. I'd be happy if my child had porn. It saves lives and money. Think about it.
Just some perspective. :-) Tighten up.
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